Go, Go Bridezilla, Yeah

Welcome to the land of anal-retentiveness at Wedding Central. If you're looking for wedding logos stamped all over everything like the Chinese water torture thumped into your head over and over, you've come to the right place.

First of all, here's a pic of that cake I promised. Each layer was a different flavor; carrot, white and chocolate. Bridezilla was mad that there were not as many grapes on the actual cake as her drawing. I thought it was a cool idea to have champagne glasses in the cake, but to hold them up, they must have put cardboard into the icing because that is what it tasted like, unless you drank all four glasses of champagne first, then it tasted pretty good. Bridezilla herself made the cake topper.

And how about those boutonnieres, which took Bridezilla a few months to make - she made nine of them.










Not to disappoint anyone, here is a picture of that nifty arm band thingy that was a pain in the ass to keep on. I think it was supposed to go around my forearm but it was too big for that. I know it's absolutely gorgeous, but I took it off right after the pictures just the same.








Next, a shot of the inside of the CD booklet that I did for her... hey look, there's the logo.








No wedding is complete without everyone signing a plate for you. A plate with the wedding logo on it, that is.










It's hard to see the effect of the lights in the big wine glasses used as centerpieces - not because the picture is bad, but you just couldn't plain see it in real life. It took someone all of 13 minutes after we were all seated at the tables before they were pretending to drink out of the big wine glass. That's some pretty funny wedding stuff.



The table names - they are made to look like wine tags, get it? Convienently named after types of wine. Ah yes, the champagne bottles, I can't look at this picture without thinking of the hours we spent soaking off the existing label and putting on the Bridezilla stamp of approval.

Nothing says class like wine glasses with 24 karat gold wedding logos.

Then there are the name tags (hey, that's my writing!) sitting in pewter wine goblets. Anyone counting the number of logos? I'll spare you pictures of the program and the gift bags that held all the loot (yes, you actually got to keep some of the logos... I mean gifts).

And without further ado, here's a picture of me and Bridezilla herself. The reason she's smiling in this picture is because I told her that she will be crapping terds on her wedding night - with the logo on them.