It's Back: Coach Lance's Innuendo of the Week

I know you've all been missing these installments. My return to the ice also means a lot of juicy lines from Coach.

Coach Lance: When you go down, stay down... until the end.

Me: Tee Hee

Monkey Game Recap
After our last game, which was my first game back, Coach Lance had to have one of those "heart-to-hearts" with us all in the locker room afterward. We lost horribly, and we were probably jacking around too much because it was right before holiday break. We all are pretty good friends and we were in a chatty mood, and not focused on the task at hand. I was in a different ozone entirely because I was just so happy to be playing hockey that I didn't notice that we were a big bag of suck until it was too late. The bad part is that we beat that team easily before and then we didn't even show up to play that game.

So we, mostly out of respect for our coach, tightened things up a bit this past weekend. We practiced hard and then went after it, right from the first moment the puck dropped, and it paid off. We won 5-3 and their goalie made some pretty good plays or it would have been more like 7-3. I didn't have any accidental head locks this game and even scored two goals, thanks to some great assists. In true 'Ho in Hockey' form, I scored the first time on my knees. I didn't even see it go in, but I felt it.